What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

Loons and Moons

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Chinese spacecraft prepare for orbital refueling test as US surveillance sats lurk nearby - SpaceNews

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Craig Breslow Discusses Red Sox’ Struggles, Future Plans - MLB Trade Rumors

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Why do a bra and panties have to match?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Strange and unknown radio waves coming from under the Antarctic ice "defy particle physics" - Earth.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Webb telescope detects water vapor on a planet outside the solar system smaller than Neptune - Earth.com

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

New study links intermittent fasting to improved mood via brain’s dopamine system - PsyPost

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Who is/was the genuinely toughest actor in Hollywood movies?